American Bad Ass
Solid Snake

(an adaptation of American Bad Ass by AquaFina4Life)

Yeah!
And I choked and broke this guard with my own two hands 
We've traveled this land packed tight in cargo vans.
And all this for the fans, girls, money and games
I'm in their game
and as they scream Hideo's name
I will show no shame
I live but won't die for this, 
and if I come off soft
then chew on this! 

Are you scared?

Devil with a cause
and I'm back with the bandanna tight and .45 in my right
30 packs of Smokes
Checkin' the packs on hoes... 

No Rogaine 'cause the adrenaline flows!
I’m the chosen one
Gattin' in my Jeep
with the gift of bad 
in the city that don't sleep
I jabbed and stabbed and knocked critics backs
and I did-not-studder
when I said that: I'm destroying Metal Gear for free minds.
I destroyed Metal Gear three times! 

And still they ill and wanna see me fry
I guess because uh only Hideo knows Why! Why, why, why, why, why... 

Ohhhhh....
They call me Solid
I got the Stinger in black.
So throw a finger in the air and you'll never see where I'm at!
Say "Hey, Hey!"
Let me hear where your at, and say "Hey, Hey!"
I'm  givin’ it back, so say "Hey, Hey!"
Show me some Metal and say "Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey"
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa..... 

I like Mei Ling's quotes and snappin' throats!
"Game of Show" is what they wrote
Ocelot, Raven, Octopus, and Wolf
Killed my own brother 'cause the way he spoke!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa... 

Pass that cig around
Got the ice from Alaska, tech from NY! 
The underground Solid ****in' Pimp
I'm always the mack and smack down the wack 
Never **** around, I don't play with ****!
But watch me blind with my Flash grenades! 
My fights they clash, my genes are trash!
I'm like Meryl's wear,
I'm straight up your @$$, @$$, @$$. . .

Ohhhhh....
They call me Solid
I got the Stinger in black.
So throw a finger in the air and you'll never see where I'm at!
Say "Hey, Hey!"
Let me hear where your at, and say "Hey, Hey!"
I'm givin’ it back, so say "Hey, Hey!"
Show me some Metal and say "Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey"

Yeah, I saw your game
Waddlin' around a stage like a wounded penguin.
Gabe and Riot, when you gonna learn suckers?
You just can't **** with HARDENED. . .S-S-S-S-SOLID. . .SNAKE!

I'm an American bad ass!
Watch my wake
you can roll with Snake
or you can [PlayStation edit] 

I'm a promo flick
I'm like "The Best is Yet. . ."
I'm gonna **** some ****,  you better bet!

Super fly, out the corner of my eye
Snow'bile my glide, so Meryl can ride
****in’ cigs to share
bringin chaff and flash, 
Got the long hair cut
Holy ****, is that my brother in the air?

Sneakin' suits, '98 Best Sell
See me live in sin, hear the guards yell
I might not live to tell, 
So if you do...Give C.O. Campbell a big **** ***! 

Who knew I'd blow up like Mario or Fox
But if you slap Meryl
Wolves will **** on your box!
Smell the aroma, check the Greatest Hits 
I know it stinks in here
'Cause I'm the shhhh... shhhh..... shhhh.... 

Ohhhhh....
They call me Solid
I got the Stinger in black.
So throw a finger in the air and you'll never see where I'm at!
Say "Hey, Hey!"
Let me hear where your at, and say "Hey, Hey!"
I'm givin’ it back, so say "Hey, Hey!"
Show me some Metal and say "Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey. . ."

Ohhhhh....
I'm Solid Snake
Bad-ass in black!
Singing "Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey!"
Checkin' side to side, from front to back.
Say "Hey, Hey!"
I put New York City back on the map!
And singin' "Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey!"
Solid Snake's in the house, find where I'm at!