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Turksh Don't Get Drunkby Clara and Jessica::at a bar somewhere in Midgar:: Reno) *hic* ::wandering aimlessly around the bar::stops at a mirror:: Hey, sexshy... whasher number? ::doesn't get an answer, of course:: Silent *hic* type, huh? Oh well. ::wanders out::starts aimlessly wandering around the streets:: Rufus) :::out for a walk today...:: Reno) ::literally runs into Rufus::looking up at Rufus from his place on the ground:: Hi there *hic* Elena! Rufus) Excuse me? Reno) Wouldsha go *hic* out with me? *hic* Rufus) Dammit, Reno... is that you?!? Reno) *hic* Yup!! Rufus) Do you even know who I am? Reno) Yer that *hic* drunk chick from lasht night, *hic* aren't sha? Rufus) No... I'm your BOSS. Reno) Tseng? Hehehehe... you look like *hic* a #!@%?* with red hair! *hic* Rufus) No. I'm Rufus. And you're drunk on duty. Reno) Shit. This sucksh. But I ain't drunk... Rufus) Yes, it sucksh.. er... sucks, doesn't it? And you ARE drunk. Reno) Turksh don't get *hic* drunk! Rufus) I'm afraid I'll have to call in Tseng... ::takes Reno' cel phone::calls up Tseng:: Hello? Pick up, dammit!!!! Tseng) ::always when I'm taking a shower...::gets out::picks up his phone:: Hello? Rufus) Get your ass down here. Reno is drunk. Tseng) ::dammit:: Ok. ::ten minutes later:: Tseng) Dang it... I didn't even get to dry my hair... *sniffle* Rufus) You can worry about that later. Now... has Reno ever gotten drunk on duty before? Tseng) ::bout 30 times:: Nope. Rufus) Well, I want you to call Elena and Rude anyway.. oh wait. Not Rude. He doesn't talk. Just call Elena. Tseng) ::dials:: Hi, Elena? No, I won't go out with you... no.. will you just listen? Good. Now, has Reno ever gotten drunk on duty before? ::PRAYS Rufus can't hear the laughter on the other end:: No? I didn't think so either... uh... bye.. ::click:: No sir. Rufus) Good. Now Reno.. do this one more time and you're fired. Literally. ::Walks off:: Tseng) Nice one, Reno. Reno) *hic* Tseng) I give up ::wanders off:: Reno) ::picks himself up off the ground & goes back to wherever he was actually supposed to be:: But turksh really don't get drunk.... THE END Authors note: Yes, another pathetic attempt at humor by Clara.... I suck at writing. |
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